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Superhero99

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3 kids meet at a birthday party.
1 st kid: My dad drives his truck so fast that I fear the truck may crash over.
2 nd kid: my dad drives his train so quick that I fear the train may tilt over.
3rd kid: my dad farts so aggressively that I fear his pant may tear over.

:D



An apple a day, sweeps my wallet away!



Both of them composed by superhero99. And may the deserved one get the free VIP.
 

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Enough,Enough! just give somebody the award already, the jokes on here are making my eyes bleed.

Oh by the way, Do you know why the chicken crossed the road? No,neither do i! So let me know if you find out,that will get your post count up.

I can just see `em all now googling it :)
 

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bjb said:
Enough,Enough! just give somebody the award already, the jokes on here are making my eyes bleed.

Oh by the way, Do you know why the chicken crossed the road? No,neither do i! So let me know if you find out,that will get your post count up.

I can just see `em all now googling it :)

funniest pick-up lines
 

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Ooops sorry, misread,

"If you were a bogey i`d pick you!"
No that`s crap

Old one i have actually heard a friend say,years ago
"Get your coat you`ve pulled"

anyway back to to finding out about the chicken,puzzles me.Really does!
 

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Sell a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderfull business oportunity!
 

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Goglingggggggg....... And Goglingg...

till i get the best out of the Google.

And SORRY! for my good English -_-
 

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if u could let me pull it in,whoever could pull it out could be crowned the arthur king.

if your right leg is thanksgiving,and left leg is christmas,can i visit you inbetween the holidays?
 

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I'm not entering, nor i made this one.
Just found it funny enough to share.
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sumusiko said:
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.


Me: Are you an Archaeologist?
Her: why do you ask?
Me: I have a large bone that needs to be examined

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
get in the van.


Just some funny lines

You win, PM me with the winner.
Thanks everyone for entering.
 
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