How to get ZERO Downloads!

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Hey Guys, Today I was google-ing myself because I am kinda bored at the moment and found a very old blog of mine full of outdated Sharecash methods and tutorials. They are not worth posting them on here since they are from 2009-2010 and will most likely won't help you at all, but this one in particular is very funny. Written by my old friend hector, who is also a very talented rapper! ;) (Once again, this is very old and outdated and of course sarcastic, you get the idea!..)

[TUTORIAL] How to get ZERO Downloads!

You're probably wondering why the hell I would post something about how to make $0 dollars on a link. Well there are a couple of reasons.

1) to make ShareCash.org be recognized by the ENTIRE internet community as a scam site.
2) I'm sure everyone wants to know why the majority is making 0$. What's the secret!

We know how to make money, but what about the secret to hard work and zero payoff? How about getting yourself banned from forums and having a viewcount of 10 on your YouTube videos? Without further ado, here you go:


Ways to get 0$ for each of your downloads:

#1. Upload a file that says "omg you got haxed.txt". Because even as a punch in the face as it is, you also realize that the user can see your file name before choosing to download it. Hence, they leave your link and you get $0.

#2. Upload a 10kb music video! How? By renaming a text file or an image and renaming it as "Drake - Forever HD.avi" Because, you also realize that they can see the file size and so you want them to see that you renamed a small tiny ass file and you were just joking! Congratulations again! $0.

#3. When you advertise your file. Say something along the lines of "DOWNLOAD RIGHT NOW PLEASE DONT WORRY IT IS NOT A HACK OR VIRUS!" Users love to read this because it actually says "Im f***ing with you, it's not real"
Downloaders need to see that you are extremely desperate for you to download their files. I think if you work on this one, you may get $0.

#4. Upload a Justin Bieber song.

#5. When you make your blog on blogspot. Make sure to use the default template or change it to a really cool plain background with white text.


YouTube Specific

#1. Post the full sharecash link. If you want $0, what you should do is post the entire sharecash link without using a shortener, that way, you will scare off 50% more of the people who would have at least clicked the link and said "ahh what the hell, why not". And 50% of the people who will immediately leave your video upon site of the link on the sidebar.

#2. Try to get rich quick and upload a really shitty video that you can barely make out. This includes:
a)using Movie Maker and producing only a text video with the default BLUE background and Arial Font
b)Stealing another video or even making your own and uploading sub cell phone quality where you can barely see what you're doing or showing.
c)FORGETTING TO PUT YOUR LINK ON THE SIDEBAR!

#3. Do not post any informative information on the sidebar, just simply put the download link (shortened or not) and say "Download RIGHT NOW!"

#4. Advertise that the file has been downloaded 500 times while the view count on your video is 4.

#5. Start your videos off with comments of yourself saying "Wow great! This is Awesome, Thanks!" along with the 15 negative comments that viewers are leaving, so that it looks like this:
"f****t"
"wtf this is fake"
"f***ing spammer"
"this is a virus noob"
"guys dont download this, its fake"
"wow great download!"
This is the best ever, omg thank you!"
"THANK YOU!"
"OMG YOUR GREAT!"

With #5, you will definitely get 0$.
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Folks, there are many tools available to us on the internet for us to make quality videos, quality keygens, quality whatever! You just have to think and not be lazy to make something that looks decent.
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If you aren't hardcore and don't care about SEO for the time being, then go on to Godaddy and get yourself a .info domain for .89 cents ( a year! ) [ Though you need hosting ]
*wordpress is free!
http://www.godaddy.com

Need screen capture software? Use Camtasia. It took me a maximum of 3 minutes to learn and create a really nice video with zooms, captions, sound and narration.
http://www.camtasia.com

Need audio software to help out in videos? Use free Audacity. Again a tiny learning curve.
http://audacity.sourceforge.net
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We already know lots of people hate us, we know this because most forums have banned us, and because it's damn hard to get a download right? Well, if we're gonna scam some of these poor bastards, at least reduce the ratio at which we're doing it!

Remember, think like someone who needs a download and can easily spot scams left and right. Users are more aware of scams nowadays. If you are providing legit items, then make it look good, so that they aren't reluctant to click your links in the first place and come back again!

Good luck.

~Hector​
 

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LinX said:
Why did you take your time to even post this lol...

-LinX

I think OP tries to let us know what NOT to do when starting of with CPA / PPD, in a sacrastic way.

(Once again, this is very old and outdated and of course sarcastic, you get the idea!..)
 

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Jeuwst said:
LinX said:
Why did you take your time to even post this lol...

-LinX

I think OP tries to let us know what NOT to do when starting of with CPA / PPD, in a sacrastic way.

(Once again, this is very old and outdated and of course sarcastic, you get the idea!..)

I know, but i mean this i don't think people are stupid enough to do this? Are they? :c

-LinX
 

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LinX said:
Jeuwst said:
LinX said:
Why did you take your time to even post this lol...

-LinX

I think OP tries to let us know what NOT to do when starting of with CPA / PPD, in a sacrastic way.

(Once again, this is very old and outdated and of course sarcastic, you get the idea!..)

I know, but i mean this i don't think people are stupid enough to do this? Are they? :c

-LinX

Aw man, you have no idea.. There are way too many people doing this! :D I had some people telling me "its not worth it making your own video, just upload h4x0r.rar (10kb) and download/reupload other people's videos! so much better!" haha :D

Cheers,
PB3
 

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PeaceBreaker3 said:
LinX said:
Jeuwst said:
LinX said:
Why did you take your time to even post this lol...

-LinX

I think OP tries to let us know what NOT to do when starting of with CPA / PPD, in a sacrastic way.

(Once again, this is very old and outdated and of course sarcastic, you get the idea!..)

I know, but i mean this i don't think people are stupid enough to do this? Are they? :c

-LinX

Aw man, you have no idea.. There are way too many people doing this! :D I had some people telling me "its not worth it making your own video, just upload Term not allowed.rar (10kb) and download/reupload other people's videos! so much better!" haha :D

Cheers,
PB3

Not even sharecash deserves those people tbh. :evil:

Offtopic: 1000 posts.


-LinX
 

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Great tutorial thanks bro :D
 

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LinX said:
PeaceBreaker3 said:
LinX said:
Jeuwst said:
LinX said:
Why did you take your time to even post this lol...

-LinX

I think OP tries to let us know what NOT to do when starting of with CPA / PPD, in a sacrastic way.

(Once again, this is very old and outdated and of course sarcastic, you get the idea!..)

I know, but i mean this i don't think people are stupid enough to do this? Are they? :c

-LinX

Aw man, you have no idea.. There are way too many people doing this! :D I had some people telling me "its not worth it making your own video, just upload Term not allowed.rar (10kb) and download/reupload other people's videos! so much better!" haha :D

Cheers,
PB3

Not even sharecash deserves those people tbh. :evil:

Offtopic: 1000 posts.


-LinX

Hahaha yeah apparently there are some crazy people in this world..


Offtopic : Congrats !
 

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Thanks i will do all you said ; D ahahah
 
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