What are your favourite jokes?
2015-11-05, 11:33 AM,
#1
I have not found any threads about jokes here, so lets start!

Post your favourite joke(s) and lets have some funWink

I will start:

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

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2015-11-06, 06:47 AM,
#2
What did the the mustard say to the relish after not seeing him for 40 years?

We really need to ketchup.
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2015-11-06, 07:48 AM, (This post was last modified: 2015-11-06, 07:48 AM by MoneyCashers.)
#3
Nice idea... Dario :)

Hmm. Here are two I could remember.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?


Might add more if I think of any lol

~MoneyCashers
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Even if you don't believe in yourself... I will. :)

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2015-11-06, 08:34 AM,
#4
Another one:

"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

Keep them coming!

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2015-11-12, 07:40 PM,
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(2015-11-06, 08:34 AM)Dario Wrote: Another one:

"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

Keep them coming!

Update:

"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... and order all other on aliexpress."
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